I work in a kitchen
Its not the place to arse about because theres too many sharp and pointy things and these tend to kill and maim if you fuck about too much. Having said that though, theres always time in the day to fill an almost empty washing up bottle to the brim with warm water and shoot the squirty bottle in a spluffy jet over someone on the other side of the kitchen while screaming "jizz attack". Passes the time.
(Pastabator earned his brown wings with your girlfriend on, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:17, Reply)