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This is a question My Christmas Nightmare

The bringing together of one's family and friends over the holiday period is never quite as fun as it is supposed to be: this year, my mum and dad will be in the same room for the first time in 28 months. It should prove interesting.

Tell us about the nightmares you've had over christmas.

(, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 13:46)
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Xmas Dinner
Not quite a 'worst thingy ever' post, more a 'watermelon all your traditions' post....

I watermeloning hate turkey - dull bland tasteless shite meat. So this year Mrs ZenMaster says 'Xmas dinner then oh Infinite, wotcha want?' and I replies 'ham egg & chips'. And that's what we had.

Top drawer ham, eggs with yolks two inches across, sauteed spuds and stuffing balls which are incidentally watermeloning ace with eggy yolky tasty yum. I has a spicy beanburger from Tesco in there too, and a beer.

Tuirkey my dead dogs' danglies, this was the business - and washing up took ooh ten minutes as opposed to 'until mid February'.

Otherwise Christmas is a pain in the cock with the exception of making sure my little boy has a great time.

Shouldn't sound as cynical as it does, length, girth and duration etc.

Cheers
(, Fri 31 Dec 2004, 22:30, Reply)

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