Christmas TalesDeskbound says: "We found my nan's false teeth under the table a few hours after we'd finished Christmas lunch. The teeth still had a mouthful of food in them." Share your Crimble-related stories.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:09)
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Before I did all my Xmas shopping on AmazonI was shopping in town and I was draw in into a nightmare. By a horrible synchronization of the endless loops of Christmas 'favorites'
Every single shop I went in the song playing was 'I wish it could be Xmas everyday'
Every shop
It's fucking shit anyway but hearing it continuously made me almost loose the will to live. I gave up shopping before the self harm started.
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 16:38, 3 replies)
Shame it was only almost.The will to live needs to be set free.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 18:54,
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you insensitive cunt my gran lost the will to live !eleven
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 20:27,
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