Christmas TalesDeskbound says: "We found my nan's false teeth under the table a few hours after we'd finished Christmas lunch. The teeth still had a mouthful of food in them." Share your Crimble-related stories.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:09)
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So a new born child was distressed and hungryand instead of rushing home, you hung around a supermarket trying to prove your fragile masculinity to a couple of minimum wage plebs?
It's a good job your wife was always fucking around. It'd be a fucking tragedy if the child was actually yours.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 18:42,
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Shame she's too incompetent to breastfeed properly though.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 19:09,
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It probably doesn't like the taste of all that spunk.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 19:15,
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