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Deskbound says: "We found my nan's false teeth under the table a few hours after we'd finished Christmas lunch. The teeth still had a mouthful of food in them." Share your Crimble-related stories.

(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:09)
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So a new born child was distressed and hungry
and instead of rushing home, you hung around a supermarket trying to prove your fragile masculinity to a couple of minimum wage plebs?

It's a good job your wife was always fucking around. It'd be a fucking tragedy if the child was actually yours.
(, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 18:42, 1 reply)
Shame she's too incompetent to breastfeed properly though.

(, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 19:09, closed)
It probably doesn't like the taste of all that spunk.

(, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 19:15, closed)

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