Churches, temples and holy placesTell us about the times you've been to a place of worship, and - this being b3ta - how you are now consigned to the everlasting fires of Hell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:50)
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Sorry GrandadA few years back, my grandad passed on and we all met up at his house before the funeral. My aunt made the mistake of mentioning which particular passage from the bible was being read at the service in advance.
Cut to the service. My brother and I are listening to the sermon more intently than we ever have done before. Waiting.
"Blessed are the merciful, for they shall obtain mercy."
* Snigger *
"Blessed are the pure in heart, for they shall see God. "
* Smirk *
"Blessed are the peacemakers, ..."
Some people probably think it was inappropriate to be laughing at my grandad's funeral but he was always up for a laugh so I doubt he took too much offence....
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:28, Reply)
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