Churches, temples and holy placesTell us about the times you've been to a place of worship, and - this being b3ta - how you are now consigned to the everlasting fires of Hell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:50)
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Fired from The BrowniesIt was Christmas and as a Brownie, I made a Brownie Promise along with the rest of my fellow Brownies to sing to the old people in church at Christmas.
Onto the stage we shambled, angelic expressions in place and hymn books open at 'O Little Town of Bethlehem'. As our wavering voices sang, the audience collectively 'awww'ed and marvelled at our cuteness. That is until Rebecca Smith started pinching the backs of my arms. After repeatedly pleading with her to stop, I clouted her on the noggin with the spine of my hymn book as hard as I could.
I was then frogmarched off stage by Brown Owl and sacked. From the Brownies!
Bloody Rebecca Smith!
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No, but I've been slapped round the tits a few times!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:50,
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You are my new hero. Have a click.
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Racist(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:48, closed)
Why do some people think that messing with you is perfectly fineBut you smacking them for it is not? I mean, crap, keep your hands to yourself and you won't have the imprint of the hymnal spine on your forehead!
Isn't the 11th commandment "Thou shalt not hassle"?
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 4:56,
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