Shit Claims to Fame IIMy car was in the Specsavers advert with the old lady and the loud stereo. Not me. My stupid blue Nissan Micra. Tell us about your brushes with fame.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:49)
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I used to run a company...That travelled up and down the country, and featured a performer who would clamber up a wall made entirely of bed linen...
It was my 'sheet climb tour firm'
*deletes account*
*kills self*
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:21,
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If you could that would be great, ta.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:23,
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Right, it's on.*struggles to come up with terrible puns and a lame story*
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:34,
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I think the pun-off should've started tomorrowI fear we may have peaked too early! Fnaarr.
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Perhaps people will these shitehawk offerings...and not bother tomorrow?
I live in hope
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Oh come onit took me a while to come up with mine! Surely it wasn't that bad?
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:49,
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You're not often wrong sir...But today you are. Yes, It was that bad. It was that very bad.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:51,
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Yes... yes, it was.*hangs head in shame*
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:53,
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Now now - get back on the horse!...There're plenty more wank puns left!
Vag is embracing the evil like a grandmaster!
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:56,
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It's ok Pooyou are joining some illuminated alumni.
And here I was predicting 25 pages. Here comes the avalanche.
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