ClassDan Prick tugs our coat and tells us: "I'm enormously middle class, and was once dragged along to a bingo club by a former girlfriend and her mum. It's incredible the fury you can whip up in a room of old biddies winning a fuckton of money and telling them 'This is a load of old shit, really'". Like Pulp's Common People, have you ever tried to act down, or act up?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:29)
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In North West Leeds, born and raisedIn pub is where I spent most of my days
Watching united and getting into fights
Not realising the local team was totally shite
When a couple of tools from somewhere else
Started flashing around their enormous wealth
I got into one more fight and me mum was pissed
She kicked me out the house and said I won't be missed
Belled for me girl and when she came near
She asked me for a thought on her enormous rear
She brought me round hers but I left pretty quick
As you can see leeds folk are fucking thick.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:01,
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