Clients Are Stupid
I once had to train a client on how to use their new website. I said, "point the mouse at that button." They looked at me with a quizzical expression, picked up the mouse and held it to the screen. Can you beat this bit of client stupidity?
( , Sun 28 Dec 2003, 22:47)
I once had to train a client on how to use their new website. I said, "point the mouse at that button." They looked at me with a quizzical expression, picked up the mouse and held it to the screen. Can you beat this bit of client stupidity?
( , Sun 28 Dec 2003, 22:47)
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we used to call them "the meat"
Ah those were the days...
meat: my laptop won't receive emails when it's turned off?!
me: (in my head) how do you know?
meat: i can't type my password in
me: why not?
meat: it keeps coming up with a load of stars (asterisks)
from my VMS days...
me: type in dir *.dat
meat: eh?
me: type in d i r star dot d a t
meat: star?
me: asterisk
meat: eh?
me: hold down the shift key and press 8
meat: oh right! you mean cabbage
me: eh?
( , Mon 29 Dec 2003, 18:39, Reply)
Ah those were the days...
meat: my laptop won't receive emails when it's turned off?!
me: (in my head) how do you know?
meat: i can't type my password in
me: why not?
meat: it keeps coming up with a load of stars (asterisks)
from my VMS days...
me: type in dir *.dat
meat: eh?
me: type in d i r star dot d a t
meat: star?
me: asterisk
meat: eh?
me: hold down the shift key and press 8
meat: oh right! you mean cabbage
me: eh?
( , Mon 29 Dec 2003, 18:39, Reply)
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