Clients Are StupidI once had to train a client on how to use their new website. I said, "point the mouse at that button." They looked at me with a quizzical expression, picked up the mouse and held it to the screen. Can you beat this bit of client stupidity?
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rob, Sun 28 Dec 2003, 22:47)
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And another...Numpty : I phoned up about 5 minutes ago. My name is Mr Spanner. I think I was speaking to you.
Me : No sir, I don't think you were
Numpty : It must have been you, he had a Scottish accent
Me : Sir, we have two call centres in Scotland, employing 800 people. It was probably one of my colleagues.
Numpty : Well can you find out who else has a Scottish accent.
Me : I'll transfer you now sir.
(, Tue 30 Dec 2003, 16:15, Reply)
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