Clients Are StupidI once had to train a client on how to use their new website. I said, "point the mouse at that button." They looked at me with a quizzical expression, picked up the mouse and held it to the screen. Can you beat this bit of client stupidity?
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rob, Sun 28 Dec 2003, 22:47)
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I've had to deal with some idiots in my life.I used to work in the machine tool (CNC) industry, and machinists aren't exactly the sharpest tools in the shed.
I dealt with a lot of customer service phone calls, and people generally loved me because of my english accent...here's some classics:
Customer: "So, do you have milk in England"
Me: "Errr, yeeeees"
Customer: "Oh, I didn't know if you had cows there".
Customer: "Whereabouts in England are you from?"
Me: "Yorkshire, about 300 miles ne of London"
Customer: "Oh, when I visited the UK I always wanted to go to Yorkshire but only got as far as Leeds" *Slap*
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 18:11,
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