i used to work in a posh resturant (my spelling is aweful, ive not slept yet)
anyway, i was serving a vegi some soup. now this vegi was a vegan or some bollocks and asked what the soup of the day was, so i replied that it was freshly made tomato soup. to this she asked me if it had any meat in it, i thought it was a stupid question the first time she asked it, but becuase i liked to get paid, i re assured her that i was meat free and was made in the vegitarian kitchen (being a posh place, we had 2 kitchens) and i told her that the utensils in that kitchen had never even seen meat before. after i told her, she asked again...and again and agian, for about 2 mins. at this point i decided that i didnt like getting paid this much, and said to her "madam, if you would like to be sure check for yourself" and them poured a ladle of soup into her lap and walked off.... i was fired shortly after. Funny thing is, ive not had a job since, no idea why tho..
( ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 2 Jan 2004, 8:14, Reply)