Clients Are StupidI once had to train a client on how to use their new website. I said, "point the mouse at that button." They looked at me with a quizzical expression, picked up the mouse and held it to the screen. Can you beat this bit of client stupidity?
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rob, Sun 28 Dec 2003, 22:47)
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Shop returnsI used to work for Payless, the DIY shop. One day a bloke came in with a tin of paint he wanted to return and I said that unfortunately we couldn't exchange it. Before I could say why, he really went off on one about bad shop service, that he'd only opened it to check the colour, and how we had to change it under various laws.
When he finally stopped, I pointed out that the paint was 'B&Q' brand, and we were Payless, so we couldn't put it on the shelf. He'd come to our shop rather than the B&Q across town. He got very embarrassed, then tried to leave the shop through the one-way doors from the entrance, bouncing off them. Ponce.
(, Fri 2 Jan 2004, 10:12, Reply)
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