I don't understand the attraction
Smaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
( , Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
Smaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
( , Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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Daft Hats
A guy I used to work with thought he was really trendy, and a couple of years back started wearing one of those daft hipster trilbies like Pete Doherty. Much derision ensued in the office, which he ignored, and we decided, eventually, that if he wanted to wear a trilby, he should go the whole hog and dress and behave like a 1930s gentleman.
On his day off, we put an old fashioned green desklamp on his desk, replaced his ergonomic office chair with a big leather wing chair, and put a traditional coat-stand and hat rack in the corner, a pipestand on the desk, etc. Then, the next morning, we all turned up early, awaiting his arrival.
Apparently, he came in through the door - in his trilby as normal, removed it to put on his desk, and only then noticed all the changes that had been made.....
He glanced around the room at the desk lamp, the coatstand, the hat-rack... heard the stifled giggles in the room, then spun on his heel, placed his trilby back firmly on his head, and said 'Oh, fuck you all then, if you want to be children I'm going home'.
And with that, he walked out.
I'd love to have been there, but at the time I was making the tea, so unfortunately I didn't see the hat-rack shun...
( , Thu 15 Oct 2009, 17:11, 3 replies)
A guy I used to work with thought he was really trendy, and a couple of years back started wearing one of those daft hipster trilbies like Pete Doherty. Much derision ensued in the office, which he ignored, and we decided, eventually, that if he wanted to wear a trilby, he should go the whole hog and dress and behave like a 1930s gentleman.
On his day off, we put an old fashioned green desklamp on his desk, replaced his ergonomic office chair with a big leather wing chair, and put a traditional coat-stand and hat rack in the corner, a pipestand on the desk, etc. Then, the next morning, we all turned up early, awaiting his arrival.
Apparently, he came in through the door - in his trilby as normal, removed it to put on his desk, and only then noticed all the changes that had been made.....
He glanced around the room at the desk lamp, the coatstand, the hat-rack... heard the stifled giggles in the room, then spun on his heel, placed his trilby back firmly on his head, and said 'Oh, fuck you all then, if you want to be children I'm going home'.
And with that, he walked out.
I'd love to have been there, but at the time I was making the tea, so unfortunately I didn't see the hat-rack shun...
( , Thu 15 Oct 2009, 17:11, 3 replies)
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