Reality text vote television
No.

Why?

Because the faux "suspense" of the result is merely a means of padding out two hours of tedium and making the television stations a small fortune in revenue. Two hours for X Factor, followed by results on a Sunday night? C'mon...

And if it's not X Factor it's Celebrity Come Dancing, Big Brother, Britain's Got Talent and that's just the very tip of the iceberg.

Enough is enough, time to label it a distasteful fad like Thatcherism or nylon flares and put something else on our screens.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 15 Oct 2009, 20:47, 7 replies)

*sniggers behind hand*
You said "come".

*collapses into giggles*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 20:52, closed)

Q: What's white a slithers rhythmically across the floor?
A: Come Dancing.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 15 Oct 2009, 20:57, closed)

oh lordy,
kids at my primary school used to tell that joke - I never *got it* at the time........

/went to a fairly rough school.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 20:59, closed)

Q: What's black and white and staggers all over?
A: A nun with a knife in her back.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 21:03, closed)

*pfffft!*
Q: What's black & white and eats like a horse?

A: A zebra!

/coat
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 15 Oct 2009, 21:04, closed)

geniune lol
I've not heard that one before :)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 21:07, closed)

*coughs*
*adjusts reply CoUNT*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 21:08, closed)