Hello! We're the black-eyed peas
We make the kind of music a five year old would find insulting. Whats that? A new single? Can we in anyway tie it in to some form of commercial? We can? Brilliant

Right, lets get a meaningless statement..."Where is the love" or "I gotta feeling that tonights gonna be a good night". Great. Repeat it about fifty times over a dull beat that sounds like it could have come from garage band.

What's that? More time needed...shit. Throw in some words that barely rhyme. Fergie can do her "thing" for a bit, whatever it is she does.

Still more? Really? Oh...Words in other languages. That'll do nicely. Plaster the whole thing in excessive amounts of auto-tune, then eat it, excrete it out onto a cd and go sell sell sell!

Number 1? Great. This means so much, its really important for us...HAHA no, just pass over the sack full of money.

Same time later this summer, yeah?
(Urban Hermit Exit, pursued by a bear on, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 23:54, 2 replies)

I've started to think
that Black Eyed Peas aren't really a musical act, more a sociological experiment to see exactly how gullible the general public are.

"Ok, they bought that one...how about this time we just shout 'My Humps...' over and over again...humps being tits obviously."

"Fucking hell! They even bought that! Ok, what next?"

"Well I just watched an episode of Blackadder...how about a song that just goes 'Boom boom boom boom boom'?"

"Brilliant...there's no way they'll buy that one."

etc.
(Dai Napoleon, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 0:09, closed)

Ace. I'm starting to think this is true
"I just watched this small indie film. You might of heard of it, it's called pulp fiction."

"Brilliant, put some words over it and call it a day."

"They actually paid for it?"
(Urban Hermit Exit, pursued by a bear on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 9:10, closed)