Homeopathy.
What a sack of lies.

I also don't understand what people see in:
Cosmetic Surgery.
Christ on a bike, why do people do it? A cross-section [haha, pun] of the human race seems to be bent on making themselves all look exactly the same. Like a human version of McDonalds, I suppose. One Taste Worldwide...

Electric Cars.
They're still going to run on mostly non-renewable electricity, for fexake. And get a green-painted one too while you're at it, that'll save an extra forest or two while assuaging your throbbing eco-guilt a little more.

Really cheap & nasty food.
Why do we devalue our food so much that it becomes little more than edible rubbish? Only a minority (mostly the rich) used to be obese, now look at us. Remember, the food's half price - now you can buy twice as much!

The BNP.
I really don't see how any human being with more than a few seconds of education and a suggestion of any common sense can even consider having ANYTHING to do with these ignorant specimens.

Mobile 'Phones.
Every time you buy a new mobile, an African child is made homeless and provided with a nice AK-47 free of charge. Just as long as he kills his parents with it.
OK, that was a cruelly sweeping generalisation, but you get the idea.
(Connor Lingus is running this monkey farm now, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 0:37, 4 replies)

plastic surgery is sometimes necessary
if, like me, you have facial birth defects
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 0:41, closed)

My mistake. I changed it to "Cosmetic surgery".
Happy?
(Connor Lingus is running this monkey farm now, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 0:49, closed)

yes
jocelyn wildenstein is a prime example.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 0:56, closed)

Electric cars crap because the juice comes from unsustainable sources?
Municipal generation still needs sorting, but now we have one problem not two.
( Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 18:24, closed)