I don't understand the attractionSmaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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I won't be aloneLoud pubs/bars - Does anyone actually like being in a place where they can't hear anyone else without ripping a vocal cord?
Girls covered in shit loads, or indeed, more than a tiny bit of makeup. I hate the stuff. It looks bloody stupid up close and it's just lies, really.
Jet black/platinum blonde hair and a bovril tan. You. Look. Stupid. Come to think of it you look stupid with any colour hair and that obviously fake tan.
The Sun. The Mail. The Mirror - Big phat fuck you. Rags that I wouldn't wipe my arse with.
Reality TV/ celebrity wank/ The Twat Factor - The world would be a better place without.
And finally, people getting in a rage about things that don't really matter.
I'm going to go and give some money to charity.
*rage*
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