I don't understand the attractionSmaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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A list seems to be the obvious way to goFootball - it's a business, not a sport, ffs.
People who believe everything that goes on on TV progs like CSI with its fantasmagorical lab results.
Celebrities and those who manufacture them.
Oasis - what a bunch of whining wankers.
Ricky Gervais - the unfunniest bellend in Christendom.
Bruce Forsyth - nearing the top of the list of flesh-crawling nonentities. He's as funny as a jalapeno enema and his only saving grace is that he's not a 4king turd burglar like so many TV favourites.
Dickheads who are so thick that they post duplicate after duplicate after fucking duplicate on Sickipedia.
Crap drivers of all persuasions.
Stereotyped recipes - Italian=oregano, Hawaiian=pineapple, French=garlic, Scottish=whisky, etc etc. get an imagination!
I'm sure you're now as bored as me . . . .
But there's more :
London, the nation's armpit.
Bad spelling and punctuation - just learn them.
Steve Martin; not funny. Plays the same not funny character every time.
Friends (the series) - no friends of mine.
False boobs. I like boobs but not elasticated ones.
Doctor Who - primary school science fiction.
Finally - until the next time - rappers should have their throats cut; no question.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:33, Reply)
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