A few more
FARMVILLE -- Or just Facebook games in general. I only have Facebook to keep in touch with my elder sibs and family I don't get to see a lot. I'd rather see what they have to say instead of "MELODY'S SISTER HAS REACHED LEVEL 24 IN FARMVILLE" or "MUMMY MELODY HAS ACHIEVED THE BLUE RIBBON IN GROWING SOME FUCKING VIRTUAL SQUASH". And in the middle of Eastenders last night, Mum actually turned to me and my sister and went; "Oooh! My strawberries must be done! One of you go get Dad's laptop please!" She was fucking TIMING it.

SOAPS -- And while we're at it, soaps. I live in a house full of people addicted to the sodding things. Hollyoaks is bollocks. Corrie is bollocks. Enders is slightly better, but still completely bollocks. The only one I'll sit and watch is Enders and that's mainly because I want to know who got the fat bird pregnant so I can work out how the hell they got in there!

SPONGEBOB -- Supposedly the "funniest cartoon ever". No, just the cartoon with the most annoying voices EVER. It's not funny, it's stupid. My brother is over, supposedly helping my Dad with painting. He is not, he is watching Spongebob DVDs with my sister and all I can hear is them laughing like drains. He is 29. She is 17.

PAUL O GRADY -- Unfunny cunt. "But his dogs are soooo beautiful!" SHUT UP.
(Melody was not PMSing on, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 16:24, Reply)