I don't understand the attractionSmaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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Business speak......or 'managment wankisms' are pointless and can we please sideline them going forward?
Besides the obvious stock phrases, people seem to have another mode of speech at work and I find it so distracting that I either miss the point and sit there quietly pissing myself laughing (in my head at least). Or they aren't actually saying anything at all, making me wonder what the fuck it is that everyone is talking about.
Plus I don't get the usual stuff like reality TV, light entertainment, Ant and Dec etc.
Oh and Web 2.0 and cloud computing, fucking marketing spin. Besides I've moved on to Web 3.0 and Nebulus computing.
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z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:46,
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But it's the only thing that keeps me awake at team meetingsI counted 28 'Going forwards' at a 35 minute meeting the other week. There could have been more but I had to leave the room, before I wet myself.
(laughing, not just because I'm Incontinent).
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Too much going forwards and not enough substance.Fuck me thats a lot of 'going forward'!
Perhaps they could go forward and multiply...
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z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 18:35,
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AbsolutelyLet's touch base about it offline.
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