I don't understand the attractionSmaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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Homemade PornI just don’t understand how anyone can find this interesting after the obligatory first few wanks.
That’s the last time I go rummaging through my mum and dad’s drawers...
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SpankyHanky, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 13:32,
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rummaging through my mum and dad’s drawerswere they wearing them at the time?
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:48,
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Problem isWith commercial porn is the dead-eyed bits fucking in floodlit LA mansions, slathered with concealer to mask both the trackmarks on their arms, and the stench of desperation. At least the low lighting and bad quality on the homemade ones disguises it a bit, eh? Nah, it's equally squalid, and sometimes genuinely horrible when reality comes crashing through the window of a first-class wank showhome.
I'm amused by the fact that the first few wrist-offs are obligatory, though.
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the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 1:20,
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