I don't understand the attractionSmaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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An old housemate of mineused to like the central heating on full power 20 hours a day from September until May. She insisted she needed the house hot enough to grow tomatoes in because she was "freezing", this is despite the fact that she was walking around in a vest top, shorts and barefoot.
As revenge I waited until she went into the shower one cold January night, turned the heating off and opened every window in the house. Half an hour of winter air left the house nice and frosty for her when she finally emerged from the bathroom.
I heard a scream and then footsteps running down the stairs and into the living room where she was greeted with the sight of two of us dressed up like Arctic explorers, hugging hot water bottles and drinking big mugs of tea.
"Why are all the fucking windows open?"
"We're hot..."
She didn't get it.
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