I don't understand the attractionSmaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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How to turn me into a murderer (quickly)There’s something that’s absolutely guarenteed to have my eyes glazing over and my head slumping forward faster than rohypnol-spiked good looking girl in an Essex nightclub (which is really fucking fast if you have to ask). Its when someone gets out their new mobile and starts showing me all the fantastic, facinating, life-affirming features. Oooh, this one’s got bluetooth! MY FUCKING GRAN’S GOT BLUE TEETH! YOU DON’T FIND ME SHOWING OFF ABOUT IT! Ahhhh, this one’s got a touch screen! SO FUCKING WHAT?!? DO I INVITE YOU ROUND TO MY HOUSE TO SHOW YOU HOW TO PROGRAM MY FUCKING DVD PLAYER?!? NO!!! WHY?!? BECAUSE IT’S REALLY FUCKING D-U-L-L, THAT’S FUCKING WHY!!!
And the coup de grace, the momement my killswitch engages and I rip the fucking phone out of my mate’s hand and proceed to beat them to death with it, is when they start showing off the hundred or so ringtones...
For fucks sake, you heard the Spanish guitar ringtone on a fucking Nokia? Its enough to give you rabies.
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