I don't understand the attractionSmaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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I managed half of Episode Irecently before the dvd ended up being used as a glittery and rather fetching frizbee. Jar Jar Binks - WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL THAT ABOUT??? If I ever meet George Lucas I'll kick him square in the balls for that fucking monstrosity. Though I imagine Mr Lucas has bodyguards and always wears a protective cup; that'll teach him to infect my brain with a seven foot tall amphibious bastard.
Parents evening... Jesus... Just remember to keep your trousers on, mate.
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SpankyHanky, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:14,
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Oh god....I knew I'd forgotten something.
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You can have your cock hanging out your flyfor the sake of fashion. Just don't point it at anyone.
Parents evenings... Now there's a whole QOTW in that alone. I'll never forget the look of unadulterated pride on my mum's face when Mrs Durno, my form tutor at the time, showed her the collection of willies she'd stored up that I'd made out of blu-tac when I should've been doing work. They were incredibly lifelike; had the veins and everything.
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