
Smaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
( , Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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Sure they're nice to look at, but spending £20-30 per firework/display? fuck off.
If when you set fire to a twenty pound note it suddenly shot up into the air and exploded into an exciting array of colours you still wouldn't do it would you.
( , Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:41, 1 reply)

Maybe you'd do it once, just to see what it was like to see a magical exploding 20 pound note. But you certainly wouldn't make a habit of it would you!
Maybe I'm just a miserable sod, but I've always thought of fireworks as the biggest waste of money after hookers and cocaine.
( , Tue 20 Oct 2009, 17:09, closed)

only rockets though. Any other fireworks you can buy over the counter are shit. Only useful for gaffer taping together and attaching to big rockets.
( , Tue 20 Oct 2009, 21:52, closed)
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