I don't understand the attractionSmaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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Whilst shopping down town last nightI was knocked over by a guy in a gorilla suit, he was running up the road in a pair of stilettos. However, I only figured out about the stilettos after he hit me and left me ass-backward, sprawled in the gutter. I knew the type of shoewear he was in from from the clack, clack, clack sounds as he ran off, because from the way I landed - I just couldn't see the ape heel.
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