Budgies
In my old job I went to visit a woman who had loads of them caged in her living room. The birds were obviously not happy as they missing fethers and smelt horrible. The woman made me drink a cup of coffee that had been sitting near to cages. I was a bit nervious as it was about the time Bird flu was a big threat. Pahhhh makes me shudder to think about it.

Straight women in gay bars, as I see it, the problem as you discribe is a lack of respect. Possibly, next time ask the harpie in question, would you ask me to do the same if I straight?

Or the truth - I dont find you remotely attactive and dry-humping me is hurting my limp member, please leave me alone. If she still doesnt get the message, mention the fact that she has a tash and beard ask to see her cock.
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:47, Reply)