I don't understand the attraction
Smaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
( , Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
Smaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
( , Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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I'm similarly dancing-phobic
At least to the extent where you're required to follow a given series of steps or at least look like you know what you're doing. Thrashing around on the dancefloor with no particular rhyme or reason, on the other hand, is quite liberating, although the way I do it it's unlikely to result in any copping off, since any girl who gets close enough to check out my style is liable to get a wayward foot and/or hand in the jubblies.
The "funny gets the fanny" approach is still my tried and tested favourite. As the French put it, making a woman laugh is halfway towards getting her into bed.
( , Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:52, 1 reply)
At least to the extent where you're required to follow a given series of steps or at least look like you know what you're doing. Thrashing around on the dancefloor with no particular rhyme or reason, on the other hand, is quite liberating, although the way I do it it's unlikely to result in any copping off, since any girl who gets close enough to check out my style is liable to get a wayward foot and/or hand in the jubblies.
The "funny gets the fanny" approach is still my tried and tested favourite. As the French put it, making a woman laugh is halfway towards getting her into bed.
( , Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:52, 1 reply)
That's my approach exactly.
I don't mind the slow dances at all, I quite like them, and I can be found occasionally in a rock club wildly throwing my head back and forward and stamping my feet, but any attempt at actual co-ordinated movement leaves me clattering around like I'm made out of slinkys.
The funny thing is the way forward, I agree.
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I don't mind the slow dances at all, I quite like them, and I can be found occasionally in a rock club wildly throwing my head back and forward and stamping my feet, but any attempt at actual co-ordinated movement leaves me clattering around like I'm made out of slinkys.
The funny thing is the way forward, I agree.
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