Skinny jeans make me do the farmer dance.
I'm no sparkly belt fashion lady. I have a style that my sister has dubbed "teacup fairy" so you can kind of guess what I dress like. Skirts, happy polka dot tops, tights and a measure of wheeee. She's fantastic at dressing herself though, so out of envy I bought two pairs of skinny jeans.

I must have a really weird body shape or the designers were on something when they came up with these things! I can fit them, but hells bells, do they ever stay up? Every person I've talked to says how they always fall down, even when strapped up with a belt, and yet everyone is always in them. Their only benefit as far as I can see is keeping trousers out of puddles when it rains and showing off very pretty shoes.

And so I can usually be found, when trying to be "fashionable", walking about pulling up my jeans and waggling my legs so they'll go up better, in manner of some sort of extremely happy farmer doing a farmer dance.

As much as it makes me laugh, I'll stick to the teacups. ^-^
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:03, 1 reply)

I now have a desire
to see a farmer in a skirt and polka dfot top doing a dance :D

*click*
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:38, closed)