I don't understand the attractionSmaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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earwigYears ago, i rode my motorcycle to southern france. I got off the ferry at le havre, and noticed an earwig inside the speedometer of my bike, wandering around the dial around the 120mph mark. Then he'd vanish, and turn up on the rev counter. Many times i tried to get the needle of whichever gauge he was on to reach him, buti suspect he'd read a lot of bike mags, as he always seemed to be on a bit of the dial that my athsmatic bike could never reach - i.e. 130 mph or 11000rpm. Got to Toulon, spent a happy week, rode back - and there, in my rev counter once again, was the earwig. Got all the way back to 2shoes towers, unloaded the bike, only to see the 'wig walking across the handlebars, down the forks and off in to the grass.
freeloading cunt. Buy your own holiday.
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