The B3TA Confessional
With the Pope about to visit the UK, what better time to unburden yourself of anything that's weighing on your mind by posting it on the internet? Pay particular attention to the Seven Deadly Sins of lust, greed, envy, pride, posting puns on the QOTW board and the other ones. Top story gets to kneel before His Holiness's noodly appendage, or something
( , Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:47)
With the Pope about to visit the UK, what better time to unburden yourself of anything that's weighing on your mind by posting it on the internet? Pay particular attention to the Seven Deadly Sins of lust, greed, envy, pride, posting puns on the QOTW board and the other ones. Top story gets to kneel before His Holiness's noodly appendage, or something
( , Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:47)
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Dear ex husband ...
That tatty tartan scarf that that Scottish bitch you were cheating on me with bought you ? You didn't lose it like you thought.
I stole it from inside your coat and burned it on the open fire in our lounge.
And no, under the circumstances I am not in the least bit sorry.
( , Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:05, 3 replies)
That tatty tartan scarf that that Scottish bitch you were cheating on me with bought you ? You didn't lose it like you thought.
I stole it from inside your coat and burned it on the open fire in our lounge.
And no, under the circumstances I am not in the least bit sorry.
( , Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:05, 3 replies)
That's nothing to be ashamed about
if you had strangled him/her/them with it perhaps...
( , Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:11, closed)
if you had strangled him/her/them with it perhaps...
( , Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:11, closed)
Ah well
... If I thought I coulda gotten away with it I woulda. ;)
( , Thu 26 Aug 2010, 18:51, closed)
... If I thought I coulda gotten away with it I woulda. ;)
( , Thu 26 Aug 2010, 18:51, closed)
Key question:
Which tartan? And it *better* have been pure wool ... (from certified McSheep) ... actually, damn waste of a decent scarf
( , Thu 26 Aug 2010, 20:00, closed)
Which tartan? And it *better* have been pure wool ... (from certified McSheep) ... actually, damn waste of a decent scarf
( , Thu 26 Aug 2010, 20:00, closed)
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