B3ta, you have broken me
I have started trolling in real life.

The other night me, my mum and dad got together to welcome my little brother home from 6 months travelling. No sooner than he'd been two minutes through the door he and my mum were jibber-jabbering away to each other nineteen-to-the-dozen, about this person and that person and the other person, because my mum and my brother used to work together.
This went on for half an hour, they wouldn't shut up, and me and dad just looked at each other, rolling our eyes because we couldn't get a word in edgeways while the other two were talking shop.
In the end, I broke. I very loudly, very deliberately started talking to no-one in particular about my own job. I shouted very clearly all about the latest TLS and AVB reports I'd been working on, I conversed with myself enthusiastically about how much our Aberdeen branch had exceeded it's latest targets, but that sadly Cardiff were lagging behind.

That shut the fuckers up, I can tell you.
it may have ruined the rest of the evening, and marked me as an outcast in my own family, but it was worth it
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 22:49, 10 replies)

Shut up Bert

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 23:40, closed)

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(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 23:54, closed)

The more of them there are...
the more they look like cheeky smiley men with one eyebrow raised. (:'

Your story gets a click from me!
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 16:38, closed)

(:'

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:08, closed)

Fuck off cats.

( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 8:53, closed)

Yes!

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:07, closed)

Shut up Bert

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 9:49, closed)

No.

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:07, closed)

I don't generally use words like 'Bert' in front of people I haven't been formally introduced to
but in your case I'll make an exception, because you seem so exercised about it.

Bert.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 14:06, closed)

No!

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:07, closed)