I confess
A year or so ago I met a few BNP types through a local pub landlord who used to be quite high up in the National Front. I liked how the BNP waved flags a lot and the whole idea of a world of black and white extremes (haha) with no grey areas was a lot easier for me to accept than having to constantly critically evaluate my own beliefs.

In any case, I took the ideology quite seriously to heart, and about a month later I had to use it; I met a guy who was a real dickhead - he short changed me in a bar, got all abusive when I complained, and just spent the whole time leering at women and propositioning them in the most lewd, direct and ungentlemanly ways possible. I used my training to evaluate his physical characteristics to explain why he should behave so, and noticed he was white and British.

It followed, according to what I'd learned, that all white British people were thieving, lecherous, violent twats, and this led to a phase of deep depression, being as how I'm of Caucasian extraction myself, and a native of the UK. I didn't want to think of myself like that, but the evidence had been there in front of me!

Later, I learned the error of my ways from a fellow Party member. I confess, therefore, to the sin of pride. I thought that I, as a white person, was an ambassador and representative of every other white person, and they of me. It turns out that this is a privilege reserved for those of darker skin tones and different physical characteristics based on geographical location.

Glad that one got cleared up!
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:27, 5 replies)

Stap!
Good to see you again, old chum. How're things treating you in darkest USAnia?
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:25, closed)

Not as badly as you might expect
Apart from the whole habit of charging you about 10% more than you think you're going to be charged, the service industry here could teach British waiters and barkeeps a few things.

Nevertheless, I am due back in about 24 hours. Who is this Bert fellow and why are you gaycestuous?
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:15, closed)

your brother fancies you
this could be the starrt of something beautiful
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 11:13, closed)

I think we all know
who really fancies him here.

Hint: you. Luckily for you, he doesn't own cats.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 11:23, closed)

denial is the first step in admitting that you fancy your brother

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 11:50, closed)