ConnedswiftyisNOTevil writes, "I have recently become obsessed with the BBC Three show 'The Real Hustle' - personally, I think of it as a 'How To' show for aspiring con artists."
Have you carried out a successful con? Perhaps you hustled a few quid off a stranger, or defrauded a multi-national company. Or have you been taken for the wide-eyed, naive rube that you are?
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chthonic, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:02)
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Ah..I see what you're on about..
"Feb 6 2006, 2:21 pm
teacher asked the kids in school "class who can do the best farmyard impression?"
little laura stands up "moo moo" miss
"good girl"
little robert stands up "baa baa" miss
"good boy"
little helen stands up "grunt grunt" miss
"good girl"
little tommy from Somerset stands up and says
"GET OFF MY FUCKING TRACTOR"
But you missed the point of my story. True of course. My older sister used to do anything she possibly could to get me in the shit. The farmyard impressions joke has been around for donkeys. She just convinced me that it was a normal impression and I was dumb enough to believe her.
Somebody once said: "There are old jokes and there are new jokes - but there are very few new jokes...
Cheer (That, at least, is my own...)
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 16:11,
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