ConnedswiftyisNOTevil writes, "I have recently become obsessed with the BBC Three show 'The Real Hustle' - personally, I think of it as a 'How To' show for aspiring con artists."
Have you carried out a successful con? Perhaps you hustled a few quid off a stranger, or defrauded a multi-national company. Or have you been taken for the wide-eyed, naive rube that you are?
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chthonic, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:02)
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2 Fellas in romfordTheres these two blokes in Romford. Both ofthem complete fuck tards but i have more respect for the latter.
One of ems a white fella who comes round telling people hes just had a massive row with his bird and needs a pound to get home. He done this every day to every table in the pub. Once he done it 3 days in a row so i said to him "Look fella u asked me yesterday and the day before, you need to get yourself a new girlfriend." And promtly he left.
The other bloke how ever is a bit more of a legend. Hes black, has no hair apart from a perfectly shaved square on the back of his head. He'll go round asking you for a pound so he can get home, but he'll say to you; "look mate u couldnt spare a pound so i can get home can ya? I dont expect for you to give me it for nothing so ill show you something amazing." Then he would get down on his knees and do a head stand, sometimes he would spin, depending on how much he needed the money. Always got results tho.
Gotta love skag heads.
(, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 8:31, Reply)
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