ConnedswiftyisNOTevil writes, "I have recently become obsessed with the BBC Three show 'The Real Hustle' - personally, I think of it as a 'How To' show for aspiring con artists."
Have you carried out a successful con? Perhaps you hustled a few quid off a stranger, or defrauded a multi-national company. Or have you been taken for the wide-eyed, naive rube that you are?
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chthonic, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:02)
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Not really conned but... mehI fix computers to pay for my beer between lectures. One day an old woman calls me up and asks if I can fix her printer. So I drive the 15 odd miles to find that the usb cable isn't plugged in. I make that sucking of air noise that mechanics make and though to myself, 'I can't charge the old bint £40 for me to plug in a cable.'
I needed something from the job so I told her every now and then she should tap the printer with a screwdriver to release any excess buildup of printer electrons as there were quite a few there. The look on her face was as if id just told her she had the vagina of a 20 year old (she didn't).
Despite being shocked by the abundance of sub-atomic printer ions, she showed me out and then probably topped herself.
cunt cunt cunt fucking cunt cunt cunt.
(, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 16:22, Reply)
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