swiftyisNOTevil writes, "I have recently become obsessed with the BBC Three show 'The Real Hustle' - personally, I think of it as a 'How To' show for aspiring con artists."
Have you carried out a successful con? Perhaps you hustled a few quid off a stranger, or defrauded a multi-national company. Or have you been taken for the wide-eyed, naive rube that you are?
(, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:02)
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When I lived just behind Neumarkt in Cologne, I used to have to walk down a street that was an infamous panhandler area to get to my flat.
One of the beggars was a Turk, who would come up to you, and in a pathetic squeaky voice, would beg for money, as he hadn't eaten for three days.
The first time he did this, I happened to have been to the backerei, and so I handed him a roll. He hasn't eaten in three days, right? Wrong. He threw it in the gutter and walked away in disgust.
Thing is, he wasn't too intelligent and kept approaching me. And I kept taking the piss out of him. "Three days? It was three days yesterday. And the day before that. Or are you nominating three specific days in the past month?"
(, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 14:34, Reply)
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