I managed to fuck a barmaid 17 years my junior once by pretending to like her.
WIN!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:11, 5 replies)

Still at least you never once lied to her and told her before you shagged her that you had a wife and kids.
So the guilt is solely on her, really.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:20, closed)

*adultery fives*
I bet she even saw it as something deeper than a shag and made it into a life-affirming story for all the internet.
( shitshitshitshit x_x, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:24, closed)

Even if she did
She still has more relevance than you.
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 17:32, closed)

Hahahahaha, that's funn....
No it isn't, my mistake.

You're a cunt
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:56, closed)

all barmaids are gagging for it
it's the law, so it's not much of a conquest, really.
(Jerry Atrick knows he is better than yew, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:01, closed)