Nah...
...bunny boiler would have been true if she'd only told me when she'd tested pregnant and I had no other choice but to do the honourable thing. As it was, she was just a bit ditzy and had a fondness for me and my little fella. Can't damn her for that.

One of the things she tried after her revelation was to offer the use of a condom, but it was too late - my little fella was locked into 'Babies? NOOOOOOO!' mode by then and wouldn't be placated by any means. Besides, the immature prick bit was probably more to do with the manner of our parting the next morning (I admit that I didn't handle it very well) than the fact that sudden baby-danger shut my parts down for the night.
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 14:01, Reply)