Jake The Snake
I'm embarrassed to admit that I was seeing (well shagging) a 40 year old when I was just 17 years of age.

The situation came about like this:


I had a stupidly high sex drive as a teenager. I mean really stupid – it got my into a lot of trouble and into some dangerous situations! And it didn’t do my reputation a lot of good either but anyway I digress.

I was in a gay bar one night and the entertainment was a stripper called Jake The Snake.

He was an older guy with long hair (which I’ve always had a thing for) and I was super drunk and super horny.

Part of his act envolved draping his pet python, Sam, over himself (no pun intended) so at the end of his show I went over to the stage and used the worst chat up line EVER, which was “Can I play with your snake?” (Just thinking back to that dreadful line makes me wince to this very day - in fact this should have been in last weeks `Cringe’ QOTW).

Anyhow, he agreed (unsuprisingly)to come back to the place I was sharing with friends and we had a casual fling for a few months.

He had a really fit body but his face was a bit leathery if I'm honest (too much tanning me thinks!) and my friends took the piss out of me - A LOT.

He was knocking on 40 so the age gap was over 20 years.

I ended things when my Dad found out and went mental with me (my Dad was 37 at the time – Eek!)
( DUMBLONDE is a rubber lover girl, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 14:11, Reply)