DM's time line, (may contain fond memories).
By n large I've had an enchanted life in my near 50 years (I always say I'd rather be lucky than good and it's certainly worked for me).

So looking back over my life (in reverse order) at my main squeezes, goes something like this.

Wife number two is nine years my junior and firmly entrenched as my only squeeze nowadays (life is so much simpler n sweeter)..

Jack n Gill, (see Guilty Secrets) Jack was two years older Gill was 8 years younger....

Then there was L a great passion in my life for such a short time who was 11 years my junior.

Mags, five years my Junior and hornier than a bag of rabbits.

Wife number one who was also five years my junior (still a little fondness there, even if she tried to destroy me)... (don't you just love the passing of time)..... .

Kate, a true love in my life and six years my senior, I still miss her dearly. (good timing in following on from Irene as I was able to polish the skills I had learnt there).

Irene, (see earlier post re Lady On Top), eleven years my senior, red haired and a truly vibrant woman, (she just sparkled whenever I saw her).

Helen (my little pixie), 5 years my junior, who allowed me to share her most guarded possessions at that time in her life, (my one and only).

Maureen, my first "older woman", I was about 18 and she was 23.

Janice (she of the flowing red locks and the first of a long line of red heads), who took my V plates at the grand old age of 15 when she would have been 17 (and thus not technically a woman, just a teenager) , she worked in my mum's shop, I was the Saturday boy, and what we lacked in finesse in style we more than made up for in frequency..

Aye, on reflecting I've been a lucky lucky lad......
(Dark Matter All The Wonders In The World & We Invent Boredom, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:16, Reply)