I pulled a girl in a pub
I took her home and we got down to it. Before the deed she confessed that she was not 18 but in fact 16. I thought ok I'm 23 no biggy shes hot and its legal.

After the deed she said "I've fancied you for ages you know"

"You've seen me before?" I inquired

"Yeah" she replied "I go to the school where you work"

I was worried I was going to get found out and sacked for about a week then my mate fucked her too and I realised she was a bit of a goer and the chances of work finding our were bugger all.

I no longer work there now anyway.

Good shag for a 16 year old though

I'll tell the story about how I took a 16 year old girls virginity in a tent at Reading festival aged 23 without finding out her name tomorrow. Oh wait never mind.

*edit* I have always been honest about my past with my wife and she tells me I was a disgusting whore. This QOTW has made me realise how right she is
( Peej, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:13, Reply)