Hooray!
I'm the first to get to call you a fucking nonce!
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 2:46, 2 replies)

Nah, he's not a nonce.
Just a bit of an idiot who needs to grow up and learn how to have normal relationships.

There's been plenty of real nonce stories on here, I don't think this counts.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 6:27, closed)

Since the unfortunate incident mentioned in number 6 above...
I've got a lot better at guessing ages.

Now I've currently got 2 choices. One's 22, the other's 20. The 22-year-old is a right dirty little minx. The 20-year-old is really cute, really sweet... most definitely relationship material.

So... my plan is to hook up with the 22-year-old, get down and dirty, have a really wild one night stand... then get together with the 20-year-old.

And if that doesn't happen... I'll forgo the one night stand and just get together with the 20-year-old. (Who, incidentally, has a 6-month-old kid... but that doesn't bother me. Ready made family?)
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 7:44, closed)

You need to grow up
These women are people, not playthings, jesus christ. Men like you make me sad for the world
(Jugular, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:19, closed)