I think I'd have made a quick exit
via the bathroom window.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:33, 1 reply)

I think he was tempted

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:43, closed)

I've had those terrifying dates...
...when a voice in the back of your head shouts "Eject! Eject! Eject!".

Stupidly, I've been too well mannered not to bail out on the spot.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:00, closed)

Agreed
it's a bit rude & hurtful to do a runner (no matter what your mind is screaming at you to do).
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:04, closed)

Yep
But each and every time I've regretted not doing my finest Jesse Owens impersonation.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:07, closed)

Jesse Owens impression ?
winning the hundred metres and proving Hitler wrong with his master race theory?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:17, closed)

Biggest "ABORT ABORT" moment of my life:
Cute redhead girl reveals she's an avid supporter of the Animal Liberation Front.

I didn't abort, and even texted after (you did read the cute redhead part, right?)... She didn't reply :(
(ZoFreX is cleaner than smoked trout, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:16, closed)