a thought train...
oo rather long... Oh old ladies ... Oh Gawd horrible old ladies ... I didn't relise old ladys had sex, i thought those bits all healed over after the menopause...but they DON'T ... Oh GOD but they should! ... hang on ... i'll be an old lady one day... i like sex... i'll either be a predatory older lady slaying young mens credibility for life or i'll have to sleep woth old men ... ewww ... oh no!!!...NOOOO! ... hang on a sec...odn't worry... you'll never be old jess! never! o.k! ... can you promise that? can i have it in writing...

basically this story has given me a raging midlife crisis. at nineteen.
(loobyla, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:45, Reply)