Council Cunts
Stallion Explosion writes "I was in a record shop in Melbourne, flicking through the vinyl, when I found a record entitled 'Hackney Council Are A Bunch Of Cunts'"
We agree.
Have you been trapped in the relentless petty minded bureaucracy of your local council?
Why does it require 3 forms of ID to get a parking permit when the car in question is busy receiving a parking ticket right outside the parking office?
Or do you work for Hackney Council?
( , Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:51)
Stallion Explosion writes "I was in a record shop in Melbourne, flicking through the vinyl, when I found a record entitled 'Hackney Council Are A Bunch Of Cunts'"
We agree.
Have you been trapped in the relentless petty minded bureaucracy of your local council?
Why does it require 3 forms of ID to get a parking permit when the car in question is busy receiving a parking ticket right outside the parking office?
Or do you work for Hackney Council?
( , Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:51)
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Hammersmith and Fulham again
When I was doing my flat up - moved out for three months, got an exemption, but one of the 'inspectors' came round and had a peek through the windows, saw a sofa in there and I got a short phone call from some council nazi telling me that they would be taking me to court for evading council tax. I suggested that as tax evasion is a crime that maybe the police would like to come round, perhaps take a piss in the hole in the floor where the toilet was going to be, and if they could find me a bed just the right size to sit on the joists since there were no floorboards in the bedroom. Perhaps the large skip outside and the trail of dust out of the front door might have given the game away, but no, nothing for these bright sparks.
It didn't occur to this inspector that the fact the room with the sofa in it was also obviously full of all the other junk and furniture that one might find in a house. Fucking Jobsworths.
I'm going to move to Putney. Wandsworth council are also cunts but at least they are cheaper!
GRRRRRRR
this qotw is doing nothing for my blood pressure!
( , Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:12, Reply)
When I was doing my flat up - moved out for three months, got an exemption, but one of the 'inspectors' came round and had a peek through the windows, saw a sofa in there and I got a short phone call from some council nazi telling me that they would be taking me to court for evading council tax. I suggested that as tax evasion is a crime that maybe the police would like to come round, perhaps take a piss in the hole in the floor where the toilet was going to be, and if they could find me a bed just the right size to sit on the joists since there were no floorboards in the bedroom. Perhaps the large skip outside and the trail of dust out of the front door might have given the game away, but no, nothing for these bright sparks.
It didn't occur to this inspector that the fact the room with the sofa in it was also obviously full of all the other junk and furniture that one might find in a house. Fucking Jobsworths.
I'm going to move to Putney. Wandsworth council are also cunts but at least they are cheaper!
GRRRRRRR
this qotw is doing nothing for my blood pressure!
( , Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:12, Reply)
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