Council CuntsStallion Explosion writes "I was in a record shop in Melbourne, flicking through the vinyl, when I found a record entitled 'Hackney Council Are A Bunch Of Cunts'"
We agree.
Have you been trapped in the relentless petty minded bureaucracy of your local council?
Why does it require 3 forms of ID to get a parking permit when the car in question is busy receiving a parking ticket right outside the parking office?
Or do you work for Hackney Council?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:51)
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In Defence Of Councils..Well, some of them.
One thing you should really try to understand is people who work in Councils often spend most of thier time dealing with the lowest of the low. The sort of people who even chavs look down on. "Window Lickers" as my mate likes to call them.
When I worked at Redcar & Cleveland Borough Council (it has the higest teen pregnancy rate in Europe - and no, I'm *not* responsible) you wouldn't believe how many times the scenario below was acted out.
Fat Chav in tracksuit bottoms, smoking fag and swigging tramp juice. At least 4 kids in tow, all under 5.
Chav: "I want my fucking benefit. My fucking benefit hasn't arrived"
Clerk: "Nothing I can do about it I'm afraid. Benefit is the responsibilty of the DWP"
Chav: "Well you can feed the little bastards then. They can stay here until I get my FUCKING BENEFIT!!"
And off they'd storm leaving little shits wrecking the council offices.
This happened so many times it's not even funny anymore. Council would ring up Social Services (who are also council workers - story about them in a minute) who would come and pick the little darlings up....
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:07,
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