Council CuntsStallion Explosion writes "I was in a record shop in Melbourne, flicking through the vinyl, when I found a record entitled 'Hackney Council Are A Bunch Of Cunts'"
We agree.
Have you been trapped in the relentless petty minded bureaucracy of your local council?
Why does it require 3 forms of ID to get a parking permit when the car in question is busy receiving a parking ticket right outside the parking office?
Or do you work for Hackney Council?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:51)
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Roads...This must be one of the most endearing features of local councils: the complete ineptitude shown by their road planners.
The roads in Sheffield are apparently the worst in the country, more pot-hole than asphalt, and the stupid one-way systems and bus lanes for extortionately-priced public transport merely exacerbate the problem.
Their introduction of extra traffic lights just before a railway bridge round the corner from my house has had the wonderful effect of backing the traffic right up the road, so there's a nice kind of H of gridlocked cars (the roads which it connects are so busy it's untrue). Perhaps it was designed by someone called Horatio, or Hermione, or Hitler.
I think the employees at the planning dept. perhaps sit in their offices and treat it as some sort of a board game, whilst probably looking at child-porn and eating shit from their bare hands.
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CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 13:23,
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