Council CuntsStallion Explosion writes "I was in a record shop in Melbourne, flicking through the vinyl, when I found a record entitled 'Hackney Council Are A Bunch Of Cunts'"
We agree.
Have you been trapped in the relentless petty minded bureaucracy of your local council?
Why does it require 3 forms of ID to get a parking permit when the car in question is busy receiving a parking ticket right outside the parking office?
Or do you work for Hackney Council?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:51)
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Nice Council PeepsAbout a month ago I was annoying one of the cats on the front wall back at my parents house.
"Wassat?" says I, noticing the wall has been knocked off it's base slightly, "S'been twated, that has."
"Oh, there was a man mowing with one of they big mowers earlier, perhaps he did it." says Mother Tweeb.
Council are phoned. "Ah yes, we had a report put in about that yesterday."
Council send man out to assess. Parents call builders for quotes. Yesterday a cheque arrives. Wall shall be finished next week.
South Gloucestershire County Council are nice, it appears.
edit: Perhaps, Golddust, perhaps. But the wall is about only 2 & a half feet high and if it were to fall over, it would be onto our drive. And like as not we'd get sued, not them. It's ours innit?
(, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 16:26, Reply)
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